GLITCHED ITEM (UNRELEASED) (GLITCHED) (ITEM) (BETA)

so i was clicking around jamaa township when i accidentally go into jam-mart clothing

ANGER AMIRITE? COMMENT "ANGER" DOWN BELOW IF YOU HATE WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY GO INTO JAM-MART CLOTHING WHILE CLICKING AROUND JT

and i saw this otter, with an UNRELEASED SPIKED COLLAR ON TRADE !!!!

this is NOT EDITED! ALSO comment "GALOSHES" IF YOU LIKE THIS POST SO FAR

so i was like

ONG GLITCHED ITEM UNRELEASED GLITCHED ITEM BETA

so after seeing this spiked collar i asked for her password, just to take it y'know? but she said no, prolly because it wasn't even her own account, which is ok, i can just hack her. anyways i decided to ask how she got it. and she said:

1. go to jam mart clothing
2. click table with "sale" on it
3. click the "smiley glasses"
4. ok now x out of that page
5. go upstairs in jmc
6. x out of animal jam
7. search on youtube "oh yeah mr.krabs"
8. listen exactly 43.2 times (THIS WONT WORK UNLESS U DO THAT)
9. ok now shut down your computer
10. take out battery from the back
11. shave it like cheese
12. put it back into the computer
13. now get into a white unlimited ford f-150 and drive to area 51
14. shake the cage surrounding the area 2 times
15. now drive back in a bmw (doesnt matter what kind but i think grey ones work best)
16. there is a shack exactly 500 yards north of where you are standing now go to it
17. once you get to shack there will be an old lady and spider ask them about the old monthly member gifts
18. once they are writing a rant about what animal jam used to be and why beta days were better tell them about the glitched item  (unreleased) (glitched) (item) (beta) spiked collar
19. spider will then start dancing
20. old lady will start crying, collect her tears in a MASON jar (for aesthetic)
21. take her tears to the grand canyon and water all of the cactuses (they are thirsty and dehydrated :-( )
22. now go back home
23. read the itunes agreement (this may take a couple of months but it is worth it)
24. go on animal jam on a macintosh (must be the original)
25. now copy and paste the whole transcript of first shrek movie into the code box on animal jam
26. login to ur account
27. go to "ilovespikedcollars" den
28. dance for three minutes
29. now hack into otter's account 
30. send the spike that she had on trade to your account

and BAM! you got the GLITCHED ITEM UNRELEASED GLITCHED ITEM BETA SPIKE !!!!!!!!!

these steps are really easy but i havent been able to test them out yet since i was JUST told them. 

ok bye!

banna story

im not sure if this is funny to u or not but here it is. this is my excuse for a post since i am leaving for awhile so . some of what i say dont have photos (i thought i took them), so you are just going to have to trust me..

when i went to jt today i saw someone advertising a "fun house"... like one of these i presume??

so i decided to go since i had nothing better to do... and i had a pretty interesting experience. 

first off. this was the worst fun house i have ever been to. 5.3/10. why? well it was sloppy, and the owner made you do some ... pretty weird things ;) (not in that way but, ok just read on)

they had this dance floor and a banna was just laying there? i could of slipped honestly...

then the banna said "eat my face". 

EVER

and then.. in a turn of events the banna says to NOT eat them.. they are a toy.. respect their boundaries.

since there were three racecons.. there had to be a fourth. it was necessary for raccon-kind. so, naturally, dew threatened the fox... the results may be suprising...

no cheats???

are you cheating?????

ok fine lol u win

the threat worked! now we have four whole racecons amazing isn't it????

but then i dont remember what happened up to this point. i only have this (dewdrop tried making a joke prolly)

not funny!!!

in the end.. the seal (den owner) started yelling at everyone to become a banana, i left there cause i wanted to be an apple. 

BONUS!!!!!!!!!!

rule 19

(Submarita) Hi u uglies!

Hi! I'm Submarita and this is where I'll be posting my haps'. Let's first talk about me. :-)

This is what I look like. I am the prettiest (or pettiest idk how you spell it lol) out of my friend group, and I make sure they know that by telling them all the time. 

the fat otter is jessany. the fat bench is bettysue crab sauce the third. 

We have a house party to go to next week or two weeks (idk), so I will update with the deets on here! 

later skaters

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