i know i have lost it a few times, but luckily i had pasted it on here awhile back.
just wanted to say "hey there" to anyone visiting this place. i have found that i often revisit animal jam and my blog when going through a big change and seeking childhood nostalgia. now, is no different. i'm not sure how often i'll check for comments, but i will do it. anyways, i hope everyone is doing well. also, if you are looking for the old ajquest chat link, here it is:
GLITCHED ITEM (UNRELEASED) (GLITCHED) (ITEM) (BETA)
so i was clicking around jamaa township when i accidentally go into jam-mart clothing
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and i saw this otter, with an UNRELEASED SPIKED COLLAR ON TRADE !!!!
so i was like
so after seeing this spiked collar i asked for her password, just to take it y'know? but she said no, prolly because it wasn't even her own account, which is ok, i can just hack her. anyways i decided to ask how she got it. and she said:
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| this is NOT EDITED! ALSO comment "GALOSHES" IF YOU LIKE THIS POST SO FAR |
| ONG GLITCHED ITEM UNRELEASED GLITCHED ITEM BETA |
- go to jam mart clothing
- click table with "sale" on it
- click the "smiley glasses"
- ok now x out of that page
- go upstairs in jmc
- x out of animal jam
- search on youtube "oh yeah mr.krabs"
- listen exactly 43.2 times (THIS WONT WORK UNLESS U DO THAT)
- ok now shut down your computer
- take out battery from the back
- shave it like cheese
- put it back into the computer
- now get into a white unlimited ford f-150 and drive to area 51
- shake the cage surrounding the area 2 times
- now drive back in a bmw (doesnt matter what kind but i think grey ones work best)
- there is a shack exactly 500 yards north of where you are standing now go to it
- once you get to shack there will be an old lady and spider ask them about the old monthly member gifts
- once they are writing a rant about what animal jam used to be and why beta days were better tell them about the glitched item (unreleased) (glitched) (item) (beta) spiked collar
- spider will then start dancing
- old lady will start crying, collect her tears in a MASON jar (for aesthetic)
- take her tears to the grand canyon and water all of the cactuses (they are thirsty and dehydrated :-( )
- now go back home
- read the itunes agreement (this may take a couple of months but it is worth it)
- go on animal jam on a macintosh (must be the original)
- now copy and paste the whole transcript of first shrek movie into the code box on animal jam
- login to ur account
- go to "ilovespikedcollars" den
- dance for three minutes
- now hack into otter's account
- send the spike that she had on trade to your account
and BAM! you got the GLITCHED ITEM UNRELEASED GLITCHED ITEM BETA SPIKE !!!!!!!!!
these steps are really easy but i havent been able to test them out yet since i was JUST told them.
ok bye!
banna story
im not sure if this is funny to u or not but here it is. this is my excuse for a post since i am leaving for awhile so . some of what i say dont have photos (i thought i took them), so you are just going to have to trust me..
when i went to jt today i saw someone advertising a "fun house"... like one of these i presume??
so i decided to go since i had nothing better to do... and i had a pretty interesting experience.
first off. this was the worst fun house i have ever been to. 5.3/10. why? well it was sloppy, and the owner made you do some ... pretty weird things ;) (not in that way but, ok just read on)
they had this dance floor and a banna was just laying there? i could of slipped honestly...
then the banna said "eat my face".
EVER
and then.. in a turn of events the banna says to NOT eat them.. they are a toy.. respect their boundaries.
since there were three racecons.. there had to be a fourth. it was necessary for raccon-kind. so, naturally, dew threatened the fox... the results may be suprising...
no cheats???
are you cheating?????
ok fine lol u win
the threat worked! now we have four whole racecons amazing isn't it????
but then i dont remember what happened up to this point. i only have this (dewdrop tried making a joke prolly)
in the end.. the seal (den owner) started yelling at everyone to become a banana, i left there cause i wanted to be an apple.
BONUS!!!!!!!!!!
rule 19
(Submarita) Hi u uglies!
Hi! I'm Submarita and this is where I'll be posting my haps'. Let's first talk about me. :-)
This is what I look like. I am the prettiest (or pettiest idk how you spell it lol) out of my friend group, and I make sure they know that by telling them all the time.
the fat otter is jessany. the fat bench is bettysue crab sauce the third.
We have a house party to go to next week or two weeks (idk), so I will update with the deets on here!
later skaters
poor owl
so i was logging onto aj a couple minutes ago and look at this suffering owl
where is the wing??????
the tree ate it! how cruel.
aj, even i could draw a good wing on ms paint
not that hard
and these poor two brothers!
this isnt funny, aj. stuffing people in a tree isnt a joke.
thats really all i have for this post...yea.
meloetta if u don
celebreate u get free jirachi ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
merry christmas! if u don celebrate christmas, happy hanukkah. if not then have a good day off! treat yo self
JAMMAR ARETS!
Hey JAMMERS! Many of YOU sent in LOADS of COOL and AMAZING ARTWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's CHECK IT OUT right NOW!!!!!!111!!!!!!
FIRST we HAVE a GREAT scene from....
MAJORMAJORMAJORMAJORTHEPAW
GRAET COULOR CHICOES!
Next up we have an AMAZING PIECE from....
VINEVINEVINEJOYGUY
GREAT home design!
We have another submission by
Admiral majorcow(ard). We weren't going to show this one in TODAY's post because we didn't think it was REALISTIC enough. HOWEVER, we don't get many SUBMISSIONS so we had no choice..
found on google i dont own this image
This artwork is so BORING! :((((
Alright JAMMERS! BE sure to PLAY ON AND JAM WILD!!!
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