banna story

im not sure if this is funny to u or not but here it is. this is my excuse for a post since i am leaving for awhile so . some of what i say dont have photos (i thought i took them), so you are just going to have to trust me..

when i went to jt today i saw someone advertising a "fun house"... like one of these i presume??

so i decided to go since i had nothing better to do... and i had a pretty interesting experience. 

first off. this was the worst fun house i have ever been to. 5.3/10. why? well it was sloppy, and the owner made you do some ... pretty weird things ;) (not in that way but, ok just read on)

they had this dance floor and a banna was just laying there? i could of slipped honestly...

then the banna said "eat my face". 

EVER

and then.. in a turn of events the banna says to NOT eat them.. they are a toy.. respect their boundaries.

since there were three racecons.. there had to be a fourth. it was necessary for raccon-kind. so, naturally, dew threatened the fox... the results may be suprising...

no cheats???

are you cheating?????

ok fine lol u win

the threat worked! now we have four whole racecons amazing isn't it????

but then i dont remember what happened up to this point. i only have this (dewdrop tried making a joke prolly)

not funny!!!

in the end.. the seal (den owner) started yelling at everyone to become a banana, i left there cause i wanted to be an apple. 

BONUS!!!!!!!!!!

rule 19