just wanted to say "hey there" to anyone visiting this place. i have found that i often revisit animal jam and my blog when going through a big change and seeking childhood nostalgia. now, is no different. i'm not sure how often i'll check for comments, but i will do it. anyways, i hope everyone is doing well. also, if you are looking for the old ajquest chat link, here it is:


i know i have lost it a few times, but luckily i had pasted it on here awhile back. 

GLITCHED ITEM (UNRELEASED) (GLITCHED) (ITEM) (BETA)

so i was clicking around jamaa township when i accidentally go into jam-mart clothing

ANGER AMIRITE? COMMENT "ANGER" DOWN BELOW IF YOU HATE WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY GO INTO JAM-MART CLOTHING WHILE CLICKING AROUND JT
and i saw this otter, with an UNRELEASED SPIKED COLLAR ON TRADE !!!!

this is NOT EDITED! ALSO comment "GALOSHES" IF YOU LIKE THIS POST SO FAR
so i was like

ONG GLITCHED ITEM UNRELEASED GLITCHED ITEM BETA
so after seeing this spiked collar i asked for her password, just to take it y'know? but she said no, prolly because it wasn't even her own account, which is ok, i can just hack her. anyways i decided to ask how she got it. and she said:


  1. go to jam mart clothing
  2. click table with "sale" on it
  3. click the "smiley glasses"
  4. ok now x out of that page
  5. go upstairs in jmc
  6. x out of animal jam
  7. search on youtube "oh yeah mr.krabs"
  8. listen exactly 43.2 times (THIS WONT WORK UNLESS U DO THAT)
  9. ok now shut down your computer
  10. take out battery from the back
  11. shave it like cheese
  12. put it back into the computer
  13. now get into a white unlimited ford f-150 and drive to area 51
  14. shake the cage surrounding the area 2 times
  15. now drive back in a bmw (doesnt matter what kind but i think grey ones work best)
  16. there is a shack exactly 500 yards north of where you are standing now go to it
  17. once you get to shack there will be an old lady and spider ask them about the old monthly member gifts
  18. once they are writing a rant about what animal jam used to be and why beta days were better tell them about the glitched item  (unreleased) (glitched) (item) (beta) spiked collar
  19. spider will then start dancing
  20. old lady will start crying, collect her tears in a MASON jar (for aesthetic)
  21. take her tears to the grand canyon and water all of the cactuses (they are thirsty and dehydrated :-( )
  22. now go back home
  23. read the itunes agreement (this may take a couple of months but it is worth it)
  24. go on animal jam on a macintosh (must be the original)
  25. now copy and paste the whole transcript of first shrek movie into the code box on animal jam
  26. login to ur account
  27. go to "ilovespikedcollars" den
  28. dance for three minutes
  29. now hack into otter's account 
  30. send the spike that she had on trade to your account
and BAM! you got the GLITCHED ITEM UNRELEASED GLITCHED ITEM BETA SPIKE !!!!!!!!!
these steps are really easy but i havent been able to test them out yet since i was JUST told them. 
ok bye!